Feed the Porn Battle or it'll get angry and come for you.
I wrote Sookie Stackhouse pr0n. Well, you know, the Porn Battle was there, and it made me and stuff.
If you'd like to read it, it can be found here:
Eric/Sookie smut.
I'm still getting a feel for the characters and no one has seen it, no beta or anything, so if it sucks, it's all on me.